Oh, I didn't hit you

"smobgirl" (smobgirl) 01/04/2017 at 13:12 • Filed to: Dumbass

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She says, rolling down the window with a cigarette in one hand and her phone in the other.

Yeah. You did.

Well I just wasn’t paying attention.

Then maybe you shouldn’t be driving!

She starts swearing at me.

Bytemite > smobgirl 01/04/2017 at 13:17

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Damn! Someone needs a wash!

Urambo Tauro > smobgirl 01/04/2017 at 13:18

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Well I just wasn’t paying attention.

That’s an admission of guilt, not a defense. She realizes that, right?

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Bytemite 01/04/2017 at 13:18

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Everyone in the cold country that has to drive their car needs a wash.

smobgirl > Bytemite 01/04/2017 at 13:19

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I know, but with 6-10 inches of snow coming tonight I might as well wait.

Chariotoflove > smobgirl 01/04/2017 at 13:19

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This is where that cell phone pays for itself.

E90M3 > smobgirl 01/04/2017 at 13:20

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Did you at least escape damage free?

smobgirl > E90M3 01/04/2017 at 13:23

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Yeah, for once. She really didn’t hit me hard at all but when the conversation started like that I went from concerned to furious in a heartbeat.

I at least got to end our argument with a tire squeal and exhaust roar. She (surprisingly?) didn’t notice the light turn until then.

E90M3 > smobgirl 01/04/2017 at 13:40

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That’s pretty infuriating. People who don’t pay attention while driving are literally the worst. At least you got off without any damage.

S65 > smobgirl 01/04/2017 at 13:44

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People sometimes can’t stand the truth

OPPOsaurus WRX > smobgirl 01/04/2017 at 13:46

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i probably wouldn’t have handled it as well.

$kaycog > smobgirl 01/04/2017 at 13:48

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It sounds like you handled it very well. Good for you!

smobgirl > $kaycog 01/04/2017 at 14:00

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I really didn’t. The argument continued, excuse after excuse on her side and I swore more than I liked. She nearly bumped me again after we got back in our cars - I don’t think she knows the scale of her vehicle and she’s one of those folks who rolls right up to the car ahead at lights. 

$kaycog > smobgirl 01/04/2017 at 14:15

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I would have sworn like a sailor too. She shouldn’t have a driver’s license.

fintail > smobgirl 01/04/2017 at 14:23

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Time for a dashcam.

ateamfan42 > Urambo Tauro 01/04/2017 at 15:48

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That’s an admission of guilt, not a defense.

Yes.

She realizes that, right?

Of course not.

shop-teacher > smobgirl 01/04/2017 at 18:53

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Damn eeeediots!

The Compromiser > smobgirl 01/04/2017 at 20:36

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My boss came out hollering that I ran into his suv one day with my Protégé 5. I showed him that I put my front plate under his front plate, and never touched his SUV. You could slip paper between them.

Just.

Spatial awareness. This lady needs it.

Svend > smobgirl 01/04/2017 at 20:57

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“She nearly bumped me again”,

So you nearly had an Encore.

#SorryMyBad

smobgirl > Svend 01/04/2017 at 21:15

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Impressive!

Svend > smobgirl 01/04/2017 at 21:46

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Thanks but now I’ve got Sash, Encore Un Fois playing in my head and it won’t stop.

Interesting fact. The French don’t say ‘encore’ at the end of a show, etc...

Many say ’bis’.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > smobgirl 01/04/2017 at 21:55

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Should have grabbed her cig and put it out in her eye...

... Too extreme?

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > smobgirl 01/09/2017 at 20:37

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#pepperspray

Textured Soy Protein > smobgirl 03/28/2017 at 12:30

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“I just took a picture of your license plate. Give me your insurance information or I’m calling the cops.”